It’s the day when we celebrate the Big Guy, so we gotta let him ramble on all he wants….until the 21st rolls around and then we can put our headphones back in, am I right?
What to get the man that has all?
Look since it’s just you and I here, let’s be honest for a second: he doesn’t want that tie and you don’t want to rush down to the Eaton Centre to buy it. And there is nothing wrong with that.
Why not bring He-Who-Helped-Make-You-Who-You-Are to Clinton’s this Sunday night and let Ghost Jail Theatre be the gift. Instead of him asking you about your RRSP (that doesn’t exist), you can listen to him laugh uproariously at the following:
BARFLY ON THE WALL (Carmine Lucarelli and James Gangl) – Carmine and James are barflies. Carmine and James read newspapers. Carmine and James have beer in their blood and the world’s problems on their shoulders. Be a fly on the wall of bar with ultra-cheap booze, no paper towels in the washroom and a dart board with a missing bull’s eye as two men examine their souls between belches. Get a taste of this before these guys take on the Fringe: http://www.torontostage.com/reviews/int-JamesGangl.html
THEN the Big Daddies of sketch comedy, STATUTORY JAPE, have a couple father related scenes that will be as awesome as when Dad first let you take the car to the store for milk;
Then at 8:30 pm, as you’ve come to trust and love it, GHOST JAIL THEATRE will bathe you in amazing improv magic. SPECIAL GUEST POET/WRITER LINDA BESNER and CAMERON ALGIE (Standards & Practices, Chernobyl, some questionable TH ads) will be joining the cast to write a few diddies.
It’ll be the day you tell him you’re keeping the baby and that this baby is the love child of GHOST JAIL THEATRE! He’ll be happy for you, believe it! After a show like this one, there is no way he’ll want to ground you or keep your allowance.
OR you just come….and make sure you get out of that long Dad dinner early enough to get to Clinton’s for 7:30 pm – just tell Pops you’ve got to meet your accountant!